Bree-
Band idea-Pussy Fiend: Songs about pussy, sucking pussy, fucking pussy, being a pussy, and having a pussy (the joy of). (I have no idea what she was talking about.)
Dean knows I exist! Hooray, he doesn't hate me! He wants to talk to me! Yippee-yahoo!! KORN BOY (probably some poor dude we deemed uncool) was staring at us when we were yelling. Hmm...I wonder what was on his mind ("gee golly, what are those grrls doing?") I'm so happy about THE LOVE MACHINE!!!(Dean) Hopefully he will call me. That would totally rule if he wuz obsessed w/me (really? Cool if he was obsessed?), but he isn't, so forget that. I'm acting like a horny housewife over Fabio or something.--Dream sequence--"Oh, Dean! Take me to a far away place!--Brushing his manhood (if he has any) against me-- I love you! Take me now, Dean!!!"
Sorry, romance novel moment.
Dean Dean! The Love Machine! Dean Dean! The Freakin' Machine!! Dean Dean! the Fuck Machine!!!!
Powerful
Underestimated
Sinful
Sassy
Yummy
What does pussy crumbs, camel lips, KY Jelly, Yer Hand, A broken condom, Robo cok, and chewing on foil have in common??
Good question, huh?(uh...what?) Will Dean be my God Of Fuck ????(a Marylin Manson reference, maybe?) I CAN'T WAIT FOR FRIDAY!!!
C-YA-
TAFF
Date: Sophomore Year 1995-96
Bree-
SOUR PUSS RIOT GRRRLS RULE!!!! I LIKE GIRLS!!(at title of one of our band's songs) PUSSY!! (no wonder the entire school thought we were lesbians...by all accounts, it looked and sounded like we were.) PUSSY!!!!
Dean is going to get his wimpy, short, Kurt Cobain look-a-like ass kicked into OBLIVION!!! He better call, dammit!! Can I borrow yer 80's tape and record it sometimes?? Did you notice in that Sonic Youth video- they had those dolls we used in our still life??? Hmm...I haven't talked to Glarung* in a long time. I feel so regected!! HA-HA. WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO!!!!!!! (Wham!)
TAFFFF
*Glarung- Random goth dude we met somewhere, maybe?
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